- Location:my office
- Mood:
excited
- Location:my bedroom
- Mood:
dorky - Music:Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (on TV)
Draco Malfoys actor Tom Felton is in America right now.. he went to McDonalds.. this is his Tweet about it.
@TomFelton I asked if I can get a 9 nugget meal for lunch, they got me 9 nugget meals! 10 nuggets down,90 to go!! X
He included a link (Through TwitPic)
I fell over laughing.
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- Mood:
amused - Music:me still laughing..
BUT I have some other ideas... I been thinking about Abby from NCIS for a long time. I freakin love her and let;s be honest, if I could get away with dressing like her at my job, I totally would! So playing her would be a snap for me. Only tricky part is that given my size, I feel I would do her so much injustice. I know I am a big girl no matter who i do, but sometimes I love a character so much that I feel like it would actually be insulting. My friends tell me I am crazy, that a cosplay is a tribute no matter your size (as long as it isn't tacky.. like.. my ass in a Slave Leigh outfit would be.. yeah I can't even think about that! lol). I honestly know I would tell any of my plus sized friends the exact same thing. I know I would tell them that as long as they paid tribute to the character, they were not being unfair to the character. But somehow I am giving myself double standards. But man being her would be the coolest! Not to mention it would be easy anc cheap, a labcoat would be all I need. I have chockers (If I can find them) and I sport her hairstyle a lot on weekends already (though I did it long before Abby did ha ha) and I can rock some eyeliner!!! Eh, I don't know..
My other idea came to me just last night. I was sitting around watching TV with Mom and a commercial came on. I said outloud, "I should be her! I should go as Flo for Dragon*con!" she would be cheap to so and easy to do and she is pretty distinct character. I have to go light on the wallet because with Bill passing, I just can't spend a ton. But to be the Progressive lady I would only need some white pants, an apron that I could write Progressive on, a headband, and a tricked out nametag. Easy and cheap! Plus, again, I can rock some eyeliner.
Anywayz, just some thoughts.
- Location:my bedroom
- Mood:
anxious - Music:Drew talking about Nerdapalooza..
- Location:my office
- Mood:
indescribable
At first I was mad but now I am thinking.. maybe it was for the best. Someone that demanding and that careless about what is happening in my personal life is probably not someone I want to be friends with. We can 'appeal' her decision and she will add us back.. but I am not going to. I am not pleading my case of a personal crisis just to be back on someones friends list. Forget it. I just wanted to vent how I don't think people owe you a quota of contact in order to remain.
I just think it's tacky.
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grumpy
Wednesday, June 24, 2009
How to Meet and Woo a Nerdy Girl
Recently, I’ve noticed a lot of folks coming to The Park Bench after Googling “how do I meet a nerdy girl?” Hopefully, this is not the manifestation of some creepy new human trafficking trend but instead is the result of more people wanting to find and date the nerdy woman of their dreams. With that in mind, I offer the following tips:
Tip #1: Know where to look.
The number one thing to know about nerdy girls -- they're probably not going to be doing body shots at the local sports bar on a Friday night. If they're out partying, it's over a micro-brewed pale ale in the quiet corner of their local hole-in-the-wall watering hole. Other good places to spot nerdy women: libraries, bookstores, used bookstores, any other place with books you can think of, comic book stores, knitting stores, craft stores, sitting in the park...reading a book, the local cat fanciers convention, at a midnight showing of "Alien" or in their living rooms, watching "Firefly" again.
Tip #2: It helps to look like this guy:
On the other hand, it helps to look like this guy too:
You're pretty much good either way.
Tip #3: Read lots of books.
Here’s the brutal truth: the nerd girl of your dreams is a brainiac. She’s going to know a lot of stuff about a lot of stuff. You’re going to need to study up -- none of that sitting at the coffee shop with an unread copy of “The Waste Land” in your hand, trying to impress the shallow ladies. Your nerd girl will check to make sure that the spine on the book is cracked and cracked good. She likely also will ask you to compare “The Waste Land” to “The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock.” If you have to resort to Cliff's Notes, do it surreptitiously. It’s like getting a butt implant – the nerd girls will know you’re faking it.
Tip #4: Don’t slack off on your video game skills.
One of the prime perks of dating a nerdy woman is that she will not yell at you for playing video games rather than, say, going shoe shopping with her. In fact, she likely will sit down next to you and pick up a controller. Here’s the thing though: she’s probably good at whatever game you’re playing so you better be good at it too. Whether it’s Mario Kart or Tiger Woods Golf or the bloody carnage of Grand Theft Auto, she will show no mercy. Practice, practice, practice!
Tip #5: Listen to NPR.
Nerd girls like to stay up to date on their current events…and they like to do it with the dulcet, sometimes somnolent tones of NPR broadcasters. Beware, though, of the onset of NPR depression which stems from listening to so much news and sad stories about flooding in Nova Scotia or the inequities facing migrant workers that you become convinced the world is doomed and there’s no use leaving your house in the morning. This will put a damper on your dating. However, this prevalent disease also will give you an out if you've had to slack off on your NPR duties – just say, “I had to take an NPR break. Sometimes it makes me sad.” This serves two purposes: it gets you off the hook AND it makes you look sensitive. Bonus!
Tip #6: Be interesting.
Whereas a lot of ladies want you to be rich, nerdy women just want you to be interesting. Do you have a comic book collection that spans decades and rests in a vault somewhere untouched by human hands? That’s kinda cool. Are you learning how to do animation so you can one day post the adventures of a hobo cat online? That’s kinda cool too. Maybe you build houses for the poor on weekends or spend an afternoon teaching creative writing to high school kids? Awesome and more awesome. It doesn't matter what you do, just do it well.
Tip #7: Know your pop culture references.
Know the complete works of the Nerd Holy Trinity: Joss Whedon, J.J. Abrams and Peter Jackson. Know that Nathan Fillion will always be on your girl’s “freebie” list. When she goes to church and thanks God that Robert Downey Jr. survived the 1980s so he could play Iron Man, say “Amen” right alongside her. And for the love of all that is sacred and holy, do not EVER get “Star Wars” and “Star Trek” confused: one has Wookiees, one has Shatner, it’s not that hard.
Tip #8: Compliment her by saying, “You remind me so much of Liz Lemon.”
This is truly the highest form of flattery for just about any nerdy woman. Liz Lemon is our patron saint. Her inability to wear high heels, keep food off her face or refrain from making penis jokes while holding a tower made of Legos in her hands makes us reflect fondly on our own quirks. We love her…and you should too.
Tip #9: Embrace her collectibles.
That is not a euphemism for something pervy. It’s just a fact. When you walk into her apartment for the first time and notice a glass cabinet filled with a miniature TARDIS, a sombrero-wearing Giles, a 17-inch Han Solo and a two-foot long replica of the Enterprise NCC-1701-D, do not say, “What the hell is all this stuff?” Instead say, “What the hell? Why don’t you have MORE of this stuff? And may I mail order something for you?”
Tip #10: Be willing to go to conventions.
It’s just a thing we do. Relax and embrace it…and know that nine times out of ten, you’ll catch a glimpse of some nubile young woman dressed as a Princess Leia slave girl. It’s what the universe does to reward patience of our significant others.
Tip #11: Know what to do in a zombie attack.
We've been practicing for this one for a long time. We don't want to have to leave you behind.
Well, that about covers it. Congratulations on taking your first steps on the road to nerd girl nirvana. Know that you have selected the finest kind of woman possible. Way to go, champ!
- Mood:
amused
My son (9 years old) is doing okay as he can be - they were super close. My son has stepped into the man of the house role just as Bill had been training him for. What a fantastic kid.
My daughter (18 years old) is taking it rough and yet with a strength I can not begin to explain. She is deeply saddened, but also she is remarkably powerful by not forgoing her play she worked so hard in the production of. She had opening night tonight and I am so proud of her for being able to push past the loss and be there for the play and the people who were counting on her. I am truly proud to be her mother. Being able to mix the grief and the strength is a remarkable thing.
We will be okay. It is gonna be rough for a while, but we are gonna get through this together.
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okay
Anyhow, I have amazing friends that were with my mom and kids last night since I couldnt be. I love my friends so much.
Well internet cafe time is up. I have to go.
I mean seriously, if you are a fan, WHY would you want to scare them and touch them uninvited? That is not okay. That is NOT how you care about someone. That is how you violate them. It makes me angry and makes me sad.
I understand celebrities put themselves in a situation to be publicly seen and such - but never to be emotionally raped and physically violated. These girls disgust me.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awf
I would not wish this on any celebrity.
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- Mood:
angry - Music:NCIS (on TV)
He did an Jimmy Kimmell interview in character as Zack. It is totally worth watching.
See Zack Morris! He never ages at all!!!!
- Mood:
silly
- Location:my bedroom
- Mood:
hungry - Music:The Closer (on TV)
BUT I am gonna give it a try!
I wanna dress as Padme but I know her clothes and this figure do not jive. No prob.. I have plety other things i can do. ^_^ Yay me!
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excited
I have never, and I mean NEVER seen such epic use of the force. The cloaked guy is more in control of the force than anything I have ever ever ever witnessed.
www.youtube.com/watch
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- Mood:
ecstatic
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excited
Rob Thomas said the following: “I believe the fact that an atheist, who doesn't believe in God at all, is allowed to enter into the holy land of marriage while a gay Christian is not, shows that this law is arbitrary. Are we to believe that anyone who doesn't live their life according to the King James Bible isn't protected by the same laws that protect those who do?”
Please take a few minutes and read this well thought out and well written article by Rob Thomas.
Article stolen from
bonnie_halfelvn
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- Mood:
bouncy
With that being said, this doesn't mean I don;t think you can't evolve with someone. There is a difference between evolving and changing yourself just to make someone else happy. Evolution is expected and a part of progress as persons. It is personal growth.
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hot - Music:unfortunately - not the airconditioner..
EDIT: This edit paragraph was written after I wrote everything else. This quick and dirty still turned into 2 pages. Wow – and I really did not go into details. I guess I can do that later, probably on private for myself since nobody cares the details like I do. I mean, does anyone else really wanna know the details on how I twisted my hair up? Heck no! Anywho – this is for my LiveJournal but I am posting it a few other places also incase anyone wants to know.
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So here is the quick and dirty about JACON as best as I can describe it without going on for pages and pages and pages about it.
Thursday we drove up after work. It took 2 vans to carry everyone and their luggage. We were all so psyched! The weather was absolute crap – raining and lightening and such. We got there though. We checked into the hotel and into the con and got our badges. Sweet. I love beating the crowd.
Friday the con actually started. I put on my Jedi cloak and put my hair up in twists on my head, grabbed my Sith saber and headed out to the con. I noticed this conw as not nearly as huggy as most cons I go to. People were not really rude or anything, just not as huggy. The dealers room was my fav place. It was smallish – but not ridiculously so. They had a fair selection of whatever you were looking for. The sleeping samurai section in the back was made of win. I watched people fighting (with foam weapons) for a while and then started hanging out in the back of the dealers room where there was room to hang. That’s when the fun really started. People were loving my Jedi self. I took many photos (I had already been doing it off and on earlier but standing back there I guess it was easier for people to approach me.) by myself for people and with people too. It was a ton of fun.
I headed back over to the Jedi Legion table (I had passed by earlier) again and this time a Solo costumer was there. I had a great time with him. We chatted (my lightsaber was off) and laughed and such. Then someone walked by and asked me about my saber. I lit it up and it glowed bright red. Before I could blink Solo had turned on me so fast and drew his blaster and had it aimed at me. He was fast! I was so excited. I played it cool but inside I was squeezing like a fangirl. Anyhow, hanging out there was awesome. Solo and a Jedi I met (whose name escapes me) invited me to join the Rebel Legion. I was floored and flattered.
Later I was walking by a table with Richard Horvitz aka Invader Zim aka Billy from Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. I heard him call “Jedi..” then make lightsaber noises. I walked over to him as calm as could be - but inside I was totally freaking out! Casual as I could I said “Wanna touch it?” He said yes. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!! So I hand it to him, still keeping my fangirlness in check. He holds it and I tell him he can turn it on and feel the power. He did. Then he went into this hysterical thing about striking down his assistant so she can become a more powerful assistant. I laughed because that was so funny, plus it helped me release some of my fangirl squee needs – without actually squeezing. After he was done I told him he needed to let me take a pic of him with my saber since he had wanted to touch it. He totally let me. I was so freakin excited!!!!!!! I still managed to keep my cool even though I wanted to just freak out with excitement. Later on Lana saw him and got him to do a classic Billy line on video for her “Destroy us all! Destroy us all!” Lucky Lana!!!
That night we went out to IHOP to eat. Me and all my little anime nerds took up 3 tables. YAY us. Our waitress was totally made of win. I had more ice tea than I can recall. I got the most delicious Hamburger Club. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. At some point there was a whipped cream fight or something – I missed that. I do recall the table behind me was drinking half and half like it was normal milk. Uhm.. ew.
So Friday night some of us headed to the Yaoi PJ party. I am so not getting into that! Lol
Saturday, after sleeping in and lounging around, I got back into costume and headed back into the con. I was so loving seeing some of my friends now in their full costumes. Impressive stuff I must say. We cruised together for a while and then split up. I headed back to the sleeping Samurai area in the dealers room. I saw Genesis from Crisis Core. He was good. I was impressed. I hung out with Justin a whole lot. He and I took turns fangirling/fanboying over people, and I saw some people fangirl/fanboy over us. ^_^ Now that’s always a win. Later, I reconnected with my other peeps again. They kinda got to see me fangirl over Genesis later. I eventually got the nerve to go ask him for a hug. Holy cow. He was hitting on me so hard that Natalie noticed from 50 feet away. He was a nice guy and he was actually a really good Genesis. I can’t wait to get the pics from the cameras. I left Genesis broken hearted and rejected and headed to walk around again. We hung out around Solo again and he and I took a photo that him and the Jedi guy wanted to post up on Rebel Legion website. Score!
Saturday night we went to a Japanese steak house. OMFG it was so freakin good. I got some great photos. One of them actually show the steam fresh off the chicken, that’s really cool. We had fun telling the staff it was Anthonys birthday – and it totally wasn’t. The look on his face when they showed up and gonged near him and slipped the birthday hat on his head was priceless. He was a good sport and played along. Hooray.
That night most everyone dressed up for the Masquerade ball. They had to dress up formally. They looked so amazing. I was quite impressed with my group of peoples. There was some issues in the ball, I don’t know all the details but there was apparently a molester groping people so they cancelled the ball. Later there was a rave – my people were now shiny and glowy.
Sunday rolled around and I was ready to go home. I didn’t get into costume this time. I put on the shirt Lana got me. It’s a “Dude, Where’s my car?” shirt. Sweet! I ran through the dealers room once more wrapping up and choices I had not yet made in the room. I got Lana the complete set of Keyblades (necklace charms) and I got the boy a set of utensils Naruto style (it had a fork, spoon, and chopsticks – I had bought him a wallet the day before).
Checkout was a serious pain in the butt. It took me almost an hour. Yikes. But in the end it worked out thanks to some genius moves by Amy.
We ate at Wendy’s for lunch and then headed home. I was so glad to get home. I had a blast but I was freakin exhausted. I am so tired right now but I wanted to got busy watching Star Wars Episode IV. I think since this entry is complete, I will head to bed now. It’s past midnight30.
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- Mood:
giggly - Music:1000 Ways to Die (on TV)
- Mood:
sleepy
A few hours later my step-dad called me to tell me that the neighbor, 4 houses down, had received the package in his garage. I am glad for honest people in the world. He could have kept it for himself, I mean, who doesn't want their very own Jedi cloak?
Sooo I called Danielle back and informed her. She was glad to hear it and told me she had already filed a claim with UPS and would cancel it. She then asked me details on where is was - and when I told her how far (since lets be honest, the next door neighbor would not have been a grave sin.. but 4 doors down!) she said she would file that report for their information.
I felt very happy with the service I got from OfficialCostumes.com. This was my first order fromthem, but I assure you it will not be my last. Customer care like that can not be beat.
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excited
